Snarky Feminist

Because when a lesbian gets raped, assaulted and/or ultimately killed in an act of violence and/or her safety gets threatened by a straight man or straight men they’re doing the world a favour by offering to fuck her straight, while when a lesbian or lesbians try to protect themselves from said straight man’s advances they are committing a “hate crime” against a straight man, the Foundation for Justice’s (god it’s hard to say that with a straight face) Weblog is there to set the record straight. For Mr. Dwayne Buckle at least.

Hell, they’ve even got a list of other “hate crimes” against straight men perpetrated by the lesbian and gay community. And a nice page about how the gay media “will spread lies and treachery through various tools, such as  Internet websites, blogs, radio stations, newspapers, magazines and other media. They also go as far as comparing themselves to popular civil rights cases that are rooted on injustices against racial or ethnics groups (groups that you are born into, that could never be compromised).”

I am, quite frankly, surprised they don’t say the murder of Sakia Gunn was justified, after all it probably started out innocently enough, a straight man or straight men probably just wanted to fuck her, and what’s wrong with that? That she refused? Or that in the end she was murdered?

Y’all remember the lesbians from Newark who were convicted of attacking a straight man. What DID NOT appear in the majority of articles was that they were friends with Sakia Gunn, a lesbian teenager who was MURDERED in a VERY similar chain of events,which is relevant to the case but irrelevant here, I just thought I’d add that. Well, two of the women convicted have won appeals and may get out of jail soon. News does not get much better than this.

The kicker? “As for the victim, underground filmmaker Dwayne Buckle, he’s been busy working on a documentary about hate crimes committed against straight men.” What a riot, maybe the finished product will be leaked on the internet. I hope! And I really hope he doesn’t leave out the part where he told the women he’d fuck them straight, but he probably will.